New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need a hoe opinion
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Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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