Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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