What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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