What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Randomize
