i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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