She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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