what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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