I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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