don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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