I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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