An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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