awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Randomize
