I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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