Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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