its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize