question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
When are your genitals available?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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