dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
where are you?
Hypothermia
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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