physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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