I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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