she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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