We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
