Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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