We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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