Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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