fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Damn victory sex feels great
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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