I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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