he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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