Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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