That's intense
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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