they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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