Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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