Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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