Your tits are I can't wait for
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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