Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Michael Bay diarrhea
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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