so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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