We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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