I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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