Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i can run in heels then i can drive
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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