so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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