in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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