Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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