Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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