At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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