Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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