Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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