She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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