I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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