I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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