I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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