I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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