ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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