Non-Jews are for practice
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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