He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think your dad took our porno
The struggles of a small town man whore
Ladies don't puke and tell
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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