I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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