ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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