I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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