You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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