i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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