Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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