Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.